wears a dress that looks like AstroTurf!

Guy Ritchie refuses to take a penny from Madonna in their reportedly settled divorce agreement!

Oh, where to begin…

Madonna wore a green grass micro-mini-dress (Can you say Sheena: Queen of the Back Nine?) that looked simply sodding silly at a New York charity event last night.

But she sure looked happy, perhaps about the news that Guy won’t ask for a dime from  her, according to the Daily Mail story based on the  London Evening Standard’s report.

Ritchie, who is said  to be worth £30 million, about a tenth of his wife’s fortune, was entitled to half of her fortune under English divorce law.

But all he wanted was to keep his sons living in London. Madonna wanted to have them live with her in New York.

The source told the paper that a just reached compromise will have Rocco, 8, and 3-year-old adopted David dividing their time between their parents’ homes.

Madonna’s daughter, Lourdes, by another relationship, will continue to live with her.

So basically, Madonna gets to keep the kids and all her money. And Guy probably has let her keep her cabala and told her where to stick it.

Oh, and she gets to keep Alex Rodriguez.

It’s good to be Queen.

What do you think of Madonna’s front lawn attire? Does she need a new gardener or a new designer? Are  you impressed by Guy’s refusal to take her money?

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