Call me crazy, but after watching this Oscar night video of Lindsay Lohan babbling about her exciting new projects, the stress of which, she hints, might be causing her weight loss, I am more than a little worried about her.
Her new diamond jewelry and spray tan lines will no doubt do as well as her leggings line.
Seriously, who would buy spray tan from a girl who has turned up looking like an Oompa-Loompa at so many events?
And how about the matching "women empowerment" tattoos that she and Lily Allen recently got together, which, giggle giggle, they had, like, no idea that Rihanna had the same one, I mean, how random is that?
And why are her hands flying all over her face and into her hair during this interview? Why is she talking in a conspiratorial whisper and looking around nervously?
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
It could explain all the nasty fights with Sam and why Sam is once again distancing herself from La Lohan.
I’m thinking LiLo should pull a Betty Ford and start a Lohan International House of Rehab chain where you can take yoga classes once a week. They could even offer family discounts! The marketing possibilities are endless.
What do you think?
Doubts about Lindsay’s sobriety? Keep reading to see a shot of LIndsay taken by Hedi Slimane, a fashion designer, apparently turned photographer. I rest my case.
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Photo: Designer Matthew Williamson with Lindsay Lohan at his NY show. (WireImage)
Oh. My. God. Those elbows could cut glass.
Book her into Le Cirque, Passages, anywhere…
Credit: Hedi Slimane