Well, it's been two months since Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles closed out the first half of its season… two months since John and Cameron found Riley lying in a pool of her own blood, two months since Sarah was shot in the middle of nowhere. And tonight, when the show returns for its midseason premiere, we'll learn that — spoiler alert — both ladies are dead and gone!
GASP. Yeah, that's right, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles will live on without Sarah! …Oh, wait, no, that's not right. Uh, sorry. I suppose you'll just have to watch to find out what's to come, because I can't spoil much. However, I will say that this evening's hour includes a lot of hospital time (and btw, soap opera fans, I'm pretty sure Riley was rushed to General Hospital… I'd know that facade anywhere).
What else can I spill about this premiere? Well, someone we know is kidnapping a hot lady doctor at gunpoint… someone we know (whose name rhymes with Tryan Boston Spleen) is looking sexy as hell… and someone — or, more specifically, something — we know is annihilating a lot of innocent people.
In honor of all this sexy violence, I've got a special treat for hard core Sarah Connor fans, courtesy of FOX. The network was kind enough to gift us with an official poster signed by stars Lena Headey, Thomas Dekker and Summer Glau. The first person to email me at email@example.com with a thoughtful paragraph explaining why they're so into the show will win the poster, plus the season one DVD set and a series t-shirt. Solid, right? So get to it…