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Even though all of you are not yet following me on Twitter, I don't want to deprive you of the benefits, so here's the live Twitterblog of last night's episode of Fox's "Bones."

For

those not familiar with Twitter, it's a microblogging service that

allows users to send out short messages — 140 characters or less —

called "tweets," either to a closed group of friends or out into the

general Twitter stream (which is Google-able).

Users can

subscribe to the Twitter feeds of other users, who can in turn

subscribe to theirs (not required, but generally considered polite).

For more details, click here.

And if you like, you may read the tweets while

watching the episode on DVR, VHS or online. Guarantee they'll make

at least 75 percent more sense.

Most importantly, you must read

the following Twitter stream (in the interests of full disclosure, I

admit that it's been cleaned up a bit from the original for the sake of

clarity and readability) from the BOTTOM UP! The date stamp represents

the time this morning that I grabbed the tweets from my Twitter home page. Here we go:


·  Hey, soldier boy!

Bones had a soul-stretching moment, and she missed it — again. Ah, well.

Thanks for listening. Bye! about 12 hours ago

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·  Awww, nice

absolution moment. Booth has a message from beyond the grave. Deal with it,

Bonesy. about 12 hours ago

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·  Nice moment. Will

Bones ruin it? Will she? Boy, this chick is just zero on the old fun-meter. about 12 hours ago

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·

 Dynamic Duo,

together again! Boomedyboomboom! Back to the boneyard, but this time the one of

fallen heroes. about 12 hours ago

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·  "No way you're

getting the deposit back on that tux." I so rock. about 12 hours ago

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·  Chopper overhead!

Sarge! I know what you did for me. Sarge, no way! He did not just say that! No

way! about 12 hours ago

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·  Oh, Navy red tape.

Looks silvery and cuffy to me. Send a postcard from Leavenworth. about 12 hours ago

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·  Wait, was that

Bones with the briefcase? Hold on, rewinding. Yep, it was. Nice one! about 12 hours ago

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·  Forget JackBauer,

we have Bones with a briefcase. You go, girl!!! about 12 hours ago

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·  Hodgins goes for

ships at sea. Oooh, BrotherBooth knows where to hit a military man where it

hurts. about 12 hours ago

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·  Now it's time for

soldier boy's Emotional Confession. Absolution time for our Booth, looking very

Apocalypse Now. about 12 hours ago

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·  Wow, that's a heavy

ghost. Move towards the light! Heh heh heh. We're climbing here! We're

mass-speccing here! about 12 hours ago

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·  Sweets, we're the

good guys, we don't torture people. That's it, call JackBauer. Meanwhile, Booth

gets flashed. about 12 hours ago

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·  Ship go boom! about 12 hours ago

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·  BrotherBones: I got

you, beeyatch. Meanwhile Bones tries curling. What? He picked that up? And he

bowls! about 12 hours ago

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·  Hodgins gets his

cold blood on. BrotherBooth goes for the jugular. Spring Hill? Tenn.? The home of

Saturn? Noooo!!! about 13 hours ago

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·  It appears that

Hodgins is not so needlessly paranoid after all. Did MacGyver ever have a ghost

bugging him at work? about 13 hours ago

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·  Oh, no, is it a

female serial killer? There are so many, even if all but one is on TV. Sweets

wants to get cleaning. about 13 hours ago

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·  Oh, sorry, not the DA

from Oz, it's the DA from The Wire. Forgive me. Has she injured herself? Huh?

Huh? about 13 hours ago

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·  Booth finally does

a MacGyver with the flashlight. And it's the DA from Oz again. She needs to be

on Fringe with her ex. about 13 hours ago

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·  Oh, well, if

they're not equidistant from the anterior whatzit that means broken ribs. Hey,

I've only got 140 characters about 13 hours ago

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·  Wow, Booth knows a

lot about the bulkheads of ships wired to go boom-boom. BrotherBooth pulled a

fast one! about 13 hours ago

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·  So, Bones was a

noncom. Don't call him sir, he works for a living. Oh, more Emotional

Confession Time. about 13 hours ago

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·  Boy, dead soldier

boy is a real downer. Booth is giving him the posthumous pep talk. Not sure

what good that will do. about 13 hours ago

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·  Bones and remains

— a perfect match. about 13 hours ago

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·  Oh, well, it looked

like a wicked MacGyver move for a moment there. about 13 hours ago

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·  Now it's Emotional

Confession Time, the usual adjust to Useless Remorse Time. Booth does a wicked MacGyver

move. about 13 hours ago

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 ·  Flashbacky! Running for help! Oh, it's Useless Remorse

Time. Boat wired to boom-boom, Booth. Focus! about 13 hours ago

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·  Hey, it's BrotherBones, played by

my favorite bad boy from "Roswell"! You give it to him, Bones! Hit 'im again! about 13 hours ago

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·  Ooooh, now I get it. Fish love

decorations. We have six hours and 23 minutes, a k a 25 mins in TV time. about 13 hours ago

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·  FBIBlonde tagged along. Everyone

looks very pretty while being grilled by the FBI. Hodgins, tho, could buff up a

bit. about 13 hours ago

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·  Sweets: This pointier bit just got

way pointier. Good catch, FBI Shrink Boy! Boneyard go boom-boom. about 13 hours ago

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·  Bones makes High-Functioning Chloe

from "24" look like a charm queen. Wait, Boneyard TV is on the air! about 13 hours ago

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·  Oh, criminies, Bones is being

stupidly rational again. I swear, the girl has some sort of serious deficiency. about 13 hours ago

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·  Hah-hah, just kidding. Ship MAY go

boom-boom. Welcome to our weekly episode of Boneyard TV. about 13 hours ago

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·  Ship at sea go boom-boom. about 13 hours ago

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·  Awwww, she liked Booth, but she

didn't love him. She is certifiable. I'm just sayin'. about 13 hours ago

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·  Booth is trapped in a place with

pretty lanterns. Whazzup? Oh, Parker, that's sweet. about 13 hours ago

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·  Soldier boy feels real, anyway.

Booth isn't buying it. FYI, ghosts aren't on the list of things that scare

Booth. about 13 hours ago

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·  Booth in a wet white shirt; You

know, that wet white shirt Mr. Darcy was wearing was auctioned for charity.

Just FYI. about 13 hours ago

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·  Wet Booth. Wet soldier boy. Bye,

bye, tux. Bones folds like a cheap suit. Camille suggest a bad, bad thing. about 13 hours ago

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·  FBIBlonde is following them. And

she's so not wrong about the thingamajigger. She'll be in touch. about 13 hours ago

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·  OK, that is the

best.potato.chip.commercial.ever. If I could eat potato chips (long story,

don't ask), I be going to the store NOW. about 13 hours ago

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·  Hey, it's Bones' version of

FBIChick! I can't remember her name, so let's call her FBIBlonde. about 13 hours ago

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·  You tell 'em, Bones! You stop

freezing up on me, cable. You have just lost your prime suspect, Hodgins. about 13 hours ago

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·  Yeah, that tux deposit is

definitely gone now. Let me guess, are we going to the docks? No, beach

boardwalk. Close. about 13 hours ago

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·  The Gravedigger is near the water?

Toldja that was a yellow submarine! Oops, that can't be good. about 13 hours ago from

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·  ….and B, at least one cast

member must be put in mortal danger while everyone else is in their party

clothes. about 13 hours ago

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·  There have to be

rules somewhere that in every crime procedural, A, someone must be buried alive about 13 hours ago

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·  Oooh, Hodgins has

the little whatchamjigger that holds all the answers to the whatitz, whatever

it is. about 13 hours ago

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·  Oh, right, Hodgins

was buried alive. Sweets, nice tux! Nice sparkly jacket, Angela. Uh-oh, Hodgins

did a bad, bad thing. about 13 hours ago

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·  Sarge? Eh? I'm

thinking exotic pharmaceuticals here. Errr, frozen cable feed again. Nice

jacket, Booth. about 13 hours ago

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·  Huh, there's a

soldier boy. He knows how to close the yellow submarine, Booth thinks he's

losing it. about 13 hours ago

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·  Errr, pixilated

cable feed. Huh, it looks like Booth was in a little yellow submarine, but that

makes no sense. about 13 hours ago

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·  Lemme outta here,

part two. Uh-oh, cable feed is freezing up. Better stop now. Hodgins, you stop

that too. about 13 hours ago

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·  Credits like that

particularly bilious XFiles shade of green. And I know bilious. about 13 hours ago

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·  Lemme outta here!

Credits about 13 hours ago

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·  Sweets, now that's

a good use for Angela's shoe. Hmmm, 190 pounds of Booth. Hmmm. Worry not,

Sweets read the book. about 13 hours ago

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·  Spooky voice on

phone — buried alive! Who? Who? Uh-oh. There goes the tux deposit. about 13 hours ago

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·

 Booth in a

tux. Getting dressed up for Bones to receive a big award. Knock at the door.

Bones in a hot frock. about 13 hours ago

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·  Bones

Twitterblog:TheHeroIntheHold. Former Oz DA quizzes Bones and Hodgins about the

Gravedigger. about 13 hours ago

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