It's Friday. You want out of the office by 4 pm, and you really don't have time to be scouring People, US, In Touch, and TMZ ad nauseum. That's where Dishrag's Dirty Laundry crew comes in. We scour the Web for the best dirt. So you don't have to. Here's what's hot today:
Newly single LiLo hits three clubs in one night
After getting out of a lengthy relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan made up for lost time on Thursday, hitting up three Hollywood clubs in one night.
US calls it "club hopping," but to the dirty laundry crew, it just sounds like good old-fashioned stalking. Lilo was probably searching the bars for her ex, and leaving when she did not find her. Sad.
The svelte redhead opted for Hollywood mainstays Chateau Marmont and Teddy's, and also some joint called Bar Deluxe, where according to US, Ronson is a regular.
Mischa Barton loses a bunch of weight; talks about why you shouldn't
Mischa Barton recently became the latest celebrity to totally confuse us, by dropping three sizes for a nude photo shoot and then talking about how size doesn't matter in the accompanying interview.
"Surely there are more important issues than if someone has cellulite?" Barton, who has been skewered for weight-gain before, told UK Cosmopolitan.
"The only way to be happy and be a more enjoyable person to be around is to embrace what you've got," she also said. Anyways, if that makes sense to you, feel free to pick up the UK Cosmo's May "Body Confidence" issue.
Octo-mom reality show in the works?
Since reading about her every day is not enough, America's favorite Octo-mom may be appearing soon, on a TV near you. According to People, a reality show is in the works. Would you watch Nadya Suleman buy groceries for 14?
— Stephanie Lysaght
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