There’s something special about the
pitter-patter of little feet that seems to make the world a better place. But
can you imagine the pitter-patter of 16 little feet? Us neither. Luckily we
don’t have to imagine; we can just turn on TLC every Monday to see Jon &
Kate Plus 8 and watch just what it would be like to have our world become one
big Diaper Genie. So
call your friends, your neighbors and your clergy, because we’re throwing a Jon & Kate Plus 8 viewing party!
Setting the scene:
If we’ve learned anything from watching the
Gosselins over the years, it’s that people can handle a lot more stress than
any of us could possibly realize AND that colorful potty chairs
(www.landofnod.com) can add a sense of style and whimsy to any room (and the
fundamental truth that someday, even the suavest, most continental among us
will utter the words “Did you make poop?” without any hesitation at all). So
Wheels for guests to trip over. If guests are actual
new parents, party favors can include everything from the toys and Big Wheels
to diaper services or DVDs from all the seasons of Jon & Kate Plus 8. Another great gift is the Gosselins’ book Multiple Blessings: Surviving to
Thriving with Twins and Sextuplets.
We’re talking multiples here, so encourage
all guys to wear the same outfit (perhaps navy polos and khaki pants), and for
girls, why not suggest an inexpensive dress in a complementary color of the
everyone looks alike.
On the menu:
This one is for the kiddies, so we are
serving a buffet masterpiece of SpaghettiOs,
for dessert. Juice boxes for everyone!
On the hi-fi:
Jon and Kate would love to hear something
so think outside the box and grab a CD from the band Fisher, whose song Beautiful Life is being used in promos
for the series.
If you had a house filled with eight
miniature adults, you’d probably like to escape. But the only place you’ll be
allowed to go for the next 10 years to party is the house that a mouse built,
Walt Disney World’s Magic Kingdom.