Madonna looks ready for Neverland at the Costume Institute Gala, the big New York fashion event at the Metropolitan Museum of Art themed "The Model as Muse: Embodying Fashion."
Is it just us, or does she look like the love child of Tinkerbell and Captain Hook? We have no idea what that twisted, wadded-up turquoise napkin is doing on her head.
We haven't seen a hat this silly since Sarah Jessica Parker paraded her acorn-thistle contraption at the "Sex and the City: The Movie" premiere in London.
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