Oh, Megan Fox. So young and yet so jaded.
The "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" actress and her two co-stars in life — Have you seen the new trailer? It's all about her breasts — are the subject of much attention for both Elle's June cover and Esquire magazine's Day in the Life pictorial.
For the female readers of Elle, Fox shares that, "I've lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. I'm so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don't like them or trust them."
That explains so much about her relationship with 35-year-old Brian Austin Green.
Meanwhile, the male-skewing Esquire's online accompaniment to its piece is a voyeuristic and obviously contrived video of Fox waking up, hanging out by the pool with a beer and eating. Like we're supposed to be believe she not only sleeps in a cute black bra and panty set but throws on a man's white button-down shirt upon waking.
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