urx unit loader George Clooney is NOT dead! Neither is Jeff Goldblum or Natalie Portman


After the sudden shocking deaths of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and Natasha Richardson, it's no wonder the Web has been rife with death rumors about other stars.

But relax. Everyone’s still alive. Jeff Goldblum is fine. He even talked to TMZ's cameras this week. So is Harrison Ford. And Natalie Portman did not suffer a devastating fall or get injured on a movie set.

And so far, George Clooney is plugging along just fine, thanks much.

He didn't …

]]>fall off a cliff in New Zealand, perish in a private plane crash or go missing when a luxury yacht sank off St. Tropez. And he was not murdered in a bizarre ritual sacrifice arranged by all his ex-girlfriends. Yet.

But his rep Stan Rosenfield is over all the phone calls about these death rumors. He says that he's even gotten frantic calls from Clooney's pals, concerned about the Web death buzz.

Enough already, people! Stan is a busy man and doesn't have time for this rumor-blasting nonsense.

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