Ed Westwick. "Californication." Pictures in bed. You'd think it'd be sexy, right?

Alas no. Check out the pictures below of Chuck, er, that's Ed, in a hospital bed, looking wan in the second episode for the upcoming season.

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Oh no! Perhaps there are some anemia issues here? Westwick plays college student Balt who has a keen interest in vampire lit. Maybe he was seeking out some vampire-y thrills?

We don't like the look of him hooked up to anything … except perhaps Blair Waldorf!

This is better. At least he's kind of smiling. Ah, Hank, you card.

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Eva Amurri — with the bursting cleavage — plays a fellow college student, Jackie. Aww, wouldn't you like to tend Ed at his bedside?

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"Californication" returns for its third season on Sunday, Sept. 27 and focuses on Hank (David Duchovny) taking a teaching job at a University.

What do you think?

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