Spencer Pratt actually got to interview his wife, Heidi Pratt, for Playboy. 

Well, that makes it easy.

Here's what Heidi told Spencer about their sex life, other women and plastic surgery

]]>On sex with Spencer: “I was never very sexual before I met Spencer. … Before [Spencer], sex was just something that happened.  Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day. … I feel as if I’m just beginning to know my body with [Spencer].  [He’s] waking me up to what’s possible, and it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways – indoors, outdoors, upside down.”

On other women: “If they aren’t hating on you, then you’re not doing anything right.  If women aren’t jealous of you, talking about you and cutting you down, then you’re a nerd, and I would never want to be that.”

On her plastic surgery: “When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys.”

On MORE plastic surgery: “I plan to get a few more upgrades. … I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups.  I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest.  I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer]. … Let’s do [another Playboy photo shoot] again when I get the upgrades.”

Ready for Spencer's revelations about himself?

On Lauren Conrad’s sex tape: “I was lying about being apologetic [about spreading sex tape rumors], and I hate lying. …Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true.  Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her ex-boyfriend] Jason Wahler was trying to shop the tape.  The tape exists!”

On his sex life with Heidi: “Life with [Heidi] is like 24/7 porn but without the obnoxious charges. … I never imagined in my whole life I would meet a female as sexual as [Heidi is].”

On Heidi’s Playboy photo shoot: “I am so beyond excited knowing my wife is [posing in Playboy]. … I wanted to shut down production after every outfit change so I could enjoy [Heidi] all to myself.”

On "I’m a Celebrity …Get Me Out of Here!": “The worst part for me was that hooking up was a physical impossibility … and I wasn’t about to do it on TV because they’d have to pay us a lot more to show that.”

Euuuwwww. Would you pay to see Spencer and Heidi hook up?

I'd pay NOT to have to see that.

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Photo: Playboy