Well, that makes it easy.
Here's what Heidi told Spencer about their sex life, other women and plastic surgery
]]>On sex with Spencer: “I was never very sexual before I met Spencer. … Before [Spencer], sex was just something that happened. Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day. … I feel as if I’m just beginning to know my body with [Spencer]. [He’s] waking me up to what’s possible, and it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways – indoors, outdoors, upside down.”
On other women: “If they aren’t hating on you, then you’re not doing anything right. If women aren’t jealous of you, talking about you and cutting you down, then you’re a nerd, and I would never want to be that.”
On her plastic surgery: “When I was shopping for my boobs, I wanted the best, so I sat down and flipped through a bunch of Playboys.”
On MORE plastic surgery: “I plan to get a few more upgrades. … I’m sure as I get older I’ll need some touch-ups. I’m definitely not done with my surgical quest. I think I want to go bigger on my boobs for [Spencer]. … Let’s do [another Playboy photo shoot] again when I get the upgrades.”
Ready for Spencer's revelations about himself?
On Lauren Conrad’s sex tape: “I was lying about being apologetic [about spreading sex tape rumors], and I hate lying. …Yes, I facilitated the rumor, but it was true. Lauren was acting like she was little miss perfect goody two-shoes while [her ex-boyfriend] Jason Wahler was trying to shop the tape. The tape exists!”
On his sex life with Heidi: “Life with [Heidi] is like 24/7 porn but without the obnoxious charges. … I never imagined in my whole life I would meet a female as sexual as [Heidi is].”
On Heidi’s Playboy photo shoot: “I am so beyond excited knowing my wife is [posing in Playboy]. … I wanted to shut down production after every outfit change so I could enjoy [Heidi] all to myself.”
On "I’m a Celebrity …Get Me Out of Here!": “The worst part for me was that hooking up was a physical impossibility … and I wasn’t about to do it on TV because they’d have to pay us a lot more to show that.”
Euuuwwww. Would you pay to see Spencer and Heidi hook up?
I'd pay NOT to have to see that.
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