Apparently Jessica Simpson is quite the bitter Betty that her sister Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was evicted from “Melrose Place.”
Jessica tweeted Sunday night, “CW catching up on
MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but
this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.”
Let’s break this down, shall we?
First of all, I’m sure the lowest-rated show on TV (starring your sister) appreciates that you wait to watch.
Secondly, “That 70s Show,” “Employee of the Month” and “The Dukes of Hazzard” would like a word with you.
Finally, the only press your sister got “Melrose Place” was because of how extraordinarily bad she was. Her one expression on the show? “Crazy Eyes.” (See, she’s doing it up there too. Maybe it’s the only expression she can make in LIFE.)
Some of Jessica’s other tweets include comparing her mom Tina to Sally Field (on “Brothers & Sisters”), telling us she has worn “butt pads” (whatever those are) and “Everyone watch my beautiful sister be a creepy bitch on Melrose Place tonight!!!” As Meatloaf said, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad.
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