Move over, all of you wannabe guidos and guidettes. MTV’s “Jersey Shore” may have discovered its next fist-pumping star.
Nick Kroll, who plays Ruxin on FX’s “The League,” presents his alter ego Bobby Bottleservice, who puts the “d’oh” in guido in a hilarious FunnyorDie.com video.
In the faux audition tape, Bobby Bottleservice says that despite “Jersey Shore” being an “abominable snowman nation of what is right and wrong,” he’s decided to try out for the show anyway.
His list of qualifications are compelling, including that he will “respect the s*** out of those girls.” There’s much, much more, but we won’t ruin it for you. Check it out:
What do you think? Does Bobby Bottleservice stand a chance?