justinbieber 375 Justin Bieber asks the deep questions on TwitterNo, pop kid Justin Bieber‘s Twitter account wasn’t hacked.

After tweets wherein Bieber mentioned driving to a concert in Tucson and declaring it “random Twitter hour,” the musician regaled followers with a string of random thoughts.

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Some gems from Bieber’s Twitter account:

  • If I fought yao ming I would win
  • Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
  • Hey @usherraymondIV making love in the club is illegal.
  • Wilmer Valderamas accent is awsome

Okay, so Bieber won’t be replacing George Carlin in comedy-lovers’ hearts anytime soon. Maybe on his next road trip, Bieber needs to work on his material before posting it to the world.

Meanwhile, you can watch him stammering his love for fellow singer Beyonce:

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