Check out this video of the first-night football game on “The Bachelor” — it’s Blondes vs Brunettes. Who ya got?
These bachelorettes are strapping on pads and helmets to win their man. They’re rushing the Quarterback of Love. They’re looking to be in Jake Pavelka’s huddle
The football game in formal wear is bad enough, but when the women start to chase bachelor Jake Pavelka at the end? Didn’t Chris O’Donnell do a scary scene about that very thing in the rom-com “The Bachelor?” Yikes.
Yeah, that game looked totally spontaneous. We also love Jake’s “the seatbelt sign is on” line. What does that even mean? Is he contractually obligated to say things that like all season? We better design a drinking game around it before the recapping starts.