John Mayer takes his shirt off and puts his hand on his, um, guitar on the cover of Rolling Stone. And in his interview entitled John Mayer: Dirty Mind, Lonely Heart, he touches on masturbation, Jennifer Aniston (of course) and his ideal woman, among other things.
On Jennifer Aniston: “I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life.”
Masturbation: “First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like ‘District 9.’ I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”
His ideal woman: “Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? …I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a (f-bomb) about it.”
After reading his own RS profile this week, John twittered “Just read my Rolling Stone cover article. I’m still not sure if I would want to hang out with me”
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