John Mayer Rolling Stone John Mayer on Jennifer Aniston: 'I've never really gotten over it'

John Mayer takes his shirt off and puts his hand on his, um, guitar on the cover of Rolling Stone. And in his interview entitled John Mayer: Dirty Mind, Lonely Heart, he touches on masturbation, Jennifer Aniston (of course) and his ideal woman, among other things.
On Jennifer Aniston: “I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life.” 


Masturbation: “First of all, I don’t jerk off because I’m horny. I’m sort of half-chick. It’s like ‘District 9.’ I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”
His ideal woman: “Aren’t we talking about a matrix of a couple of different things here? Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. But don’t they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? Doesn’t that have to be there, too? The Joshua Tree of vaginas? …I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing. Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a (f-bomb) about it.”
After reading his own RS profile this week, John twittered “Just read my Rolling Stone cover article. I’m still not sure if I would want to hang out with me” 
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