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howard stern tiger woods Howard Stern to Tiger Woods' mistresses: Join my beauty pageant?Apparently Howard Stern has decided to organize a beauty pageant for the stable of Tiger Woods‘ mistresses — and four of them have signed on already.

]]>Times of London and Fox News, the beauty pageant will take place March 10 and will feature all the traditional competitions — Swimsuit, Talent and Personality. There will be a $100,000 prize for the winner. The outlets are reporting that four of the 13 known mistresses have agreed to participate and that Stern has offered Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren a spot at the judges’ table. We have so many questions! First of all, which four have agreed to do it? Our money is on Loredana Jolie, Mindy Lawton, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James. Secondly, why are those the competition categories? We expect Howard Stern to think outside the box. We want to see things like Pole Dancing, Sexting and Condom Application. Finally, where can we watch this trainwreck?
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