john mayer playboy3 John Mayer to Playboy: Jessica Simpson is 'sexual napalm,' masturbation is better than sex.If you thought John Mayer‘s recent Rolling Stone interview was bad, wait until you peruse his raunchy Playboy version.

Mayer shares revelations about how modern technology contributed to the break-up with Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson being “sexual napalm,” loving porn, masturbation being better than sex and what he’d like to do to TMZ creator Harvey Levin sexually.
Be prepared.
How Twitter came between him and Jennifer Aniston:
 
“The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction.”

]]>On Jessica Simpson:

“That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me…  It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”

On pornography:  
“When I watch porn, if it’s not hot enough, I’ll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography.”
On masturbation versus sex:
“During sex, I’m just going to run a filmstrip. I’m still masturbating. That’s what you do when you’re 30, 31, 32. This is my problem now: Rather than meet somebody new, I would rather go home and replay the amazing experiences I’ve already had.”
And we can’t even print what he said about Harvey Levin. All we can hope is that his alleged Nashville hook-up with Taylor Swift won’t be next thing he’s boasting about in interviews.