Jimmy Fallon does what we presume is his version “Twilight” hottie Robert Pattinson raging against Valentines Day.

]]>Wearing a toupe of Pattinson’s trademark tall tousled hair, he sits in a tree and takes on all the usual romantic Valentine icons: chocolates that look like rabbit turds, fat babies with weapons (think Cupid), internal organs given to your loved ones, flowers with nasty thorns. But that accent sounds nothing like R-Patz. It sounds more like someone from a Guy Ritchie London gangster movie or a member of Monty Python’s Flying Circus.