jackie collins joan collins Valentine's Day: Jackie Collins' exclusive sex tipsThe acclaimed romance novelist Jackie Collins gives the Dish Rag her EXCLUSIVE last-minute tips for a hot Valentine’s Day.

“The perfect Valentine’s Day for a woman is a man who thinks ‘the pleasure you give is the pleasure you give back.’ She adds that, “Jewelry is always better than chocolates. Chocolate makes you fat. Jewelry makes you horny, and horny makes a night of amazing sex.”

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