heidi montag vegas Heidi Montag: Her breasts may save the day... in 3 D, of course!Heidi Montag is such a renaissance woman. Now that “The Hills” had been canceled, Heidi is setting her sights a little bit higher.

“I’m now finally free to start my career and my new life as a female mogul in Hollywood,” Heidi tells People. “I can now become a full-time motion picture actress.”

A “motion picture actress”? Really? We guess that if she’d said “movie star” we might not have taken her seriously.

Heidi recently worked with Ron Howard on what she calls a “short film.” (We call it a viral video.)

It seems that spending time with Howard inspired Heidi, because she’s just written her own screenplay.

“I’m making my first 3-D beach comedy,” she says. “I’ve even written a role for Dolly Parton to play the town mayor!”

]]> Heidi plans to play a lifeguard named Summer in the film “about a shark that attacks a small beach town and I save the day with my 3-D boobs!” Move over, Meryl Streep. Follow Zap2it’s Dish Rag on Twitter and Facebook for more celebrity dish and news. More Heidi Montag dish:  Heidi Montag’s mom looked at her like she was ‘a circus freak’
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