Jamie Jungers is “officially” the No. 1 Tiger Woods mistress — according to the three-woman pageant held by Howard Stern Wednesday, March 10. She walked away with $75,000 for her troubles.

Jaimee Grubbs took runner-up and won a only $15,000 but perhaps she still has some “Tool Academy” money saved up.

]]>Loredana Jolie was the big loser, winding up in third place despite being perhaps the prettiest of the three women. She did get $5000 and a new TV, though — they should’ve called this circus “Queen for a Day.” The women don’t think they’re going to remain friends after the pageant. We like Stern’s suggestion — all-girl rock band. What would that be called? Tiger & the Pussycats? The Text-aways? The Bengals? Follow Zap2it’s Dish Rag on Twitter and Facebook and follow Zap2it Andrea on Twitter for the latest celebrity news and buzz. More Tiger dish: Mistress pageant sponsor provides ‘cash in a briefcase’
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