urx unit loader Ronnie and J Woww pen a guido guide to 'The Jersey Shore'
jenni woww ronnie jersey Ronnie and J Woww pen a guido guide to 'The Jersey Shore'“Jersey Shore” cast members Ronnie Ortiz-Magrow and Jenni “J-Woww” Farley have a book deal. That sound you just heard was zillions of starving writers banging their heads against the nearest wall.

]]>Ronnie and J-Woww will soon be landing on your bookshelves with “Never Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore,” which EW describes as a “Guido guide on how to maintain that distinctive Jersey Shore look and attitude.” Are you listening, Oprah? This just screams “book club” to us. We’re sure it’ll contain plenty of tips on how to choose your own nonsensical nickname, do handstands sans underwear, and blow dry your hair until it stands on end screaming for mercy. This is one piece of literature sure to change lives and enlighten the masses. We can’t wait for the chapters on boardwalk brawling and avoiding “grenades.” Follow Zap2it on Twitter and Facebook and @cadlymack on Twitter for the latest TV, movie and celebrity news. More Jersey Shore Dish ‘Jersey Shore’ Season 2 production kicks off in South Beach
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