naomi-campbell-talenthouse-glamour-model-search.jpgMove over Tyra Banks, Naomi Campbell is looking for her own next top model to pose with her in an upcoming Glamour magazine shoot.

We know it’s a scary proposition. Naomi has had a history of being violent to poor people her employees.

Here are 5 reasons why we think you should enter the contest anyway:

]]>beat anyone down in the last few weeks. You know, it’s like the period after a plane crash. That’s the safest time to fly. 2.) If you win and get through the shoot alive, then you can pen a book: “I posed with Naomi Campbell and lived to tell about it.” 3.) You have time to learn some basic self-defense in case she does fall into another one of her alleged violent “episodes.” 4.) She’s fairly predictable. As long as you’re nowhere near her cell phone or have no connection to her Russian boyfriend, Vladislav Doronin, you should be OK. 5.) If you do find yourself on the other side of a Naomi beat-down, we hear the hush money may be worth a few bruises. So, go ahead, enter three pictures of your moneymaker at the Talenthouse website by Friday, April 2. If you win, you’ll get international attention for posing with Ms. Campbell in Glamour magazine (and hopefully the headlines don’t include, “Naomi strikes again”). Are you Naomi Campbell’s next top model? Follow Zap2it’s Dish Rag on Twitter, @TheRealJethro on Twitter and Zap2it on Facebook for the latest celeb news and buzz.
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