The latest “True Blood” Season 3 teaser poster is simple, suggestive and hilarious.
Simply one acronym written in bold caps, “VILF” really says it all, doesn’t it?
Since we are not HBO, we really can’t spell that out for you, but if you’re a red-blooded adult, chances are you know what this stands for. Just a hint: the “V” stands for “vampire.”
Ah, but this begs the question: Which vampire does Sookie (Anna Paquin), uh, want to face?
Is it Bill (Stephen Moyer), who went missing at the end of Season 2? Or possibly Eric (Alexander Skarsgard), whose blood she drank out of necessity?
In this first-look photo printed in the April 5-11 TV Guide, we see that there’s definitely something there between Sookie and Eric … and it’s not halitosis.
Producer Alan Ball hints: “Sookie is sexually drawn to him because she’s had his blood. But there is another reason he is drawn to her, one that will be revealed this season.”
Having read the books, we already know why Eric is so attracted … but we wonder if there’s a twist in “True Blood” TV land.
“True Blood” is back on June 13. Waiting truly sucks.