Rising to fame from a sex tape is so five years ago.

“Pretty Wild’s” Alexis Neiers has a new get-famous-fast game plan: steal from celebrities — and dish to Vanity Fair about it.

]]>Paris Hilton, Orlando Bloom, Ashley Tisdale, Rachel Bilson, Audrina Patridge, Megan Fox and her boyfriend Brian Austin Green) as a member of what’s become known as the Bling Ring. So when Vanity Fair came calling, the fame-seeking teen jumped at the chance to grace the pages of a big-name magazine. But being a newcomer in the world of “celebrity” had the starlet talking before thinking about consequences (and consulting her “people”). Should have listened to big sis Taylor who asked, “And there’s no way that could turn out bad?” when Alexis bragged about her “spread” in Vanity Fair. The article, which shockingly did not portray the alleged celeburglar in the best of lights, had Alexis leaving a woe-is-me message for the writer in Sunday’s (April 25) episode. “I opened up to you so the world could potentially know what a great, amazing, talented strong girl that I am. No, not even a girl, a young woman,” Alex Neiers says through (fake?) tears on her show. But mission accomplished — here we are writing about it. Well played, Alexis. Follow Zap2it, Zap2itChristine on Twitter and Zap2it on Facebook for the latest TV, movie and celebrity news. More ‘Pretty Wild’ dish: E! gives shows to celeburglar suspect, Holly Madison