tiger woods security team Tiger Woods' Masters' mistress protection program! Watch it liveWho’s got Tiger’s tail at the Masters?

His protective posse of 82 bodyguards will include armed Sheriff’s department dudes, former FBI and Secret Service agents — the latter we assume are trained to take a bullet for their ward — who have all have been given mugshots of the golfing god’s dozen-plus mistresses, reports the Daily Mail.

]]>Rachel Uchitel, Joslyn James (who has threatened to picket the tourney with billboards), Jaime Grubbs, Jamie Jungers or Loredana Jolie to make any mad mistress moves would be during Tiger’s 2 p.m. EST press conference that’s being streamed live Monday, April 5. So tune back here! We’re so watching. Are you?


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