“The Bachelorette” is gearing up to announce the 25 eligible men for Ali Fedotowsky to choose from. So far we’ve met pro wrestler “Rated-R” and Kyle the Mountain Man. But no one holds a candle to “Shooter.”
“My strategy to get a rose tonight is to be myself, but I need to kind of be aggressive. I’m going to tell her why I’m called ‘Shooter’ and I hope it’s not too early,” Shooter declares, taking some alone time with Ali. Shooter’s explanation for his nickname? “I might have like prematurely … in college, freshman year, accidentally … And so that’s maybe how …”
Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Somehow Ali manages to keep from completely losing it and laughs, “You are a brave man for telling that story.” And you, Ali, are a gracious girl for reacting that way. He couldn’t have made something up, like he’s called “Shooter” because he eats pieces of s*** for breakfast? Or he just may eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? That would’ve been so much better.
We can hardly wait to meet the rest of the bachelors! “The Bachelorette” premieres Monday, May 24 at 9 p.m. ET, then moves to its regular time of 8 p.m. ET on Monday, May 31 on ABC.
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