Count on funny man Woody Allen to really brighten up the mood at the 2010 Cannes Film Festival.
Reading his quotes from a press conference in Cannes, where he’s promoting his new film, “You Will Meet a Tall, Dark Stranger,” makes one want to call Dr. Jack Kevorkian and ask him to put him out of his misery or run a nice warm bath and hand the acclaimed director a new razor blade.
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