If you ever think your life is sad, just remember that it could be worse: You could be on “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.”
VH1 announced its full cast for the show’s fourth season, and the cast includes a whole bunch of people whose lives suck more than yours does.
First of all, we’ve got “Laguna Beach’s” Jason Wahler, Lauren Conrad‘s ex-boyfriend who made her skip a trip to Paris on “The Hills.” After she dumped him, he was arrested seven times.
We’re going to assume that Janice Dickinson is being admitted for an insatiable addiction to reality television, since she’s been on “America’s Next Top Model,” “The Surreal Life,” three seasons of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here,” and her failed “The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency.”]]>Jeremy London is also getting ready to pack his bags and
head to Pasadena for rehab, since he’s addicted to being kidnapped and
forced to do free drugs. Or something like that.
Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis, oil heir and socialite, will join the group, as will former teen heartthrob Leif Garrett and Keyshia Cole‘s mom, Frankie Lons.
Our favorite of all the rehabbers is Rachel Uchitel, who is reportedly seeking therapy for her addiction to love.
We’ve read your text messages, Uchitel, and “love” was not the word that came to mind.
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