In the July 12 episode of Bravo’s “The Real Housewives of New Jersey,” we watched the chinchilla fly when Danielle Staub, Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita and her daughter, Ashley, got into it. Thus “weave-gate” was born.
In Monday’s (July 19) episode, Danielle takes a boxing lesson just in case Teresa decides to get all “Patterson, New Jersey” on her again. After watching it, we felt this single clip shows just how frighteningly misguided Danielle is.
1.) She can’t believe no arrests were made after the incident. But when the 911 operator knows who you are, don’t you think you may have cried wolf one too many times?
2.) She continues to take advice from new BFF and ex-felon, Danny. He’s never steered her wrong, right?
3.) She actually brings her two daughters along to watch and participate when they obviously can see that they’re mother is “Kelly Beans.”
4.) She says she has never thrown a punch in her life, which may be true. Pistol-whipping a man across the head until he’s covered in blood doesn’t really count, does it?
5.) She has to actually face Teresa and Jacqueline if she wants to punch them. How does one throw a punch when you’re hiding behind a wall crying, “Get me out of here”?
Can you find other signs of delusion in the preview clip?
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