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Jennifer Aniston is mad as hell and she’s not going to take it anymore. Or at least her rep isn’t. Team Aniston is firing back at tabloid reports that the actress has rekindled (again) her romance with recent Twitter quitter John Mayer. Her rep says the two are “not romantically involved.” [People]

]]>tom hardy charlotte lewis Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer so not back on; 'Inception' star Tom Hardy engagedInception“‘s breakout star Tom Hardy is engageed and plans to wed his girlfriend, British actress Charlotte Riley, next year. Riley plans on performing with her band at the couple’s reception. [People]

Los Angeles-based fathers, lock up your daughters. STD clinics, unlock your doors. “Jersey Shore” star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino appeard on Lopez Tonight and shares that he plans on making the move out to L.A., saying “I love it out here.” [Radar Online]

In news you’ll surely care about, the pregnant man, Thomas Beatle, is sharing his uber-important opinion on Brangelina’s daughter Shiloh Jolie-Pitt‘s dressing habits. Seriously. He says, “Unless Shiloh actually identifies as being male, she is not trasngender.” Thank you, Dr. Beatle. [Life & Styler Magazine]

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