tommy wiseau Christmas gift from Tommy Wiseau: 'The Room' to be released in 3 D!Oh, hi best news ever!

Tommy Wiseau, director, writer, producer and star of the cult film “The Room” announced plans to release the the 2003 masterpiece in 3-D at the end of 2011 or in 2012. He tells Entertainment Weekly, “The process is very detail-oriented, but we
want to do it because I’m obsessed about 3-D right now, if you ask me.” Because that makes sense. Gotta love Wiseau.

]]>random and totally awkward sex scenes. Only this time in 3-D! “My bottom will have to be in 3-D because I’m not changing anything. So you’ll be very close.” Do with that information what you will. Devotees can also expect a Blu-ray version of the movie just in time for Christmas 2011. “I have hundreds of emails from people saying, ‘We want to see the behind-the-scenes footage.’ I say, ‘Yes you can, as soon as we release the Blu-ray.” Seriously, Christmas came early for us here at Zap2it. The only thing we want for Christmas now is a time machine so we can travel to 2011 and buy the Blu-ray immediately. In other Wiseau news, he is still prepping his sitcom “The Neighbors” and is working on a feature film about the troubled economy. “It relates to homes and foreclosures. You’ll be shocked!” Clearly set on world domination, Wiseau also plans to start a clothing line, aptly named “Designed by Tommy Wiseau.” “I’ll be designing underwear, as well as jackets, as well as sportswear,” he said.  “I have the skills. I know how to design. Of course, it will be my face on some of the clothes.” We can’t think of anything more perfect to wear to a midnight screening of “The Room.” If you have yet to have your life altered by “The Room,” well, first off, we feel sorry for you, but here’s a clip to whet your appetite. Don’t say we never gave you anything. (Warning: There’s a bit of profanity in the clip, but you might not even be able to make out what Wiseau is saying anyway.)