The utter perversity of Steven Tyler and Randy Jackson, singing an Aerosmith song together. The sheer gall. I mean, I cannot with 100% certainty tell you where Milwaukee is located, and maybe they don’t need me standing up for them. They can handle it. It’s cold there. Maybe. Or it’s warm, but like it’s a dry heat. Over there in Milwaukee. Somebody once told me that Milwaukee was a spin-off of Happy Days, and I guess that makes sense.
Anyway, Randy and Steven. Steven and Randy. The healthy people and their accents. Danny Gokey and his wife that dropped dead that time. J. Lo and Steven Tyler pretending to be enthusiastic about this, and about talking to Randy Jackson about how this year — as opposed to years past — they’re looking for “the whole package.” Then Steven Tyler says some pathetic babble that makes no sense, because he is a national embarrassment.
The Milwaukee Art Museum looks like Lando lives there.
Danny Gokey still has no idea. That’s comforting, actually.