After Sheen’s public woes prompted one of “Men” creator Chuck Lorre‘s personalized vanity cards, calling out the actor on his bad behavior, TMZ reports the Sheen called into Alex Jones‘ radio show to rip his boss a new one.
“I didn’t care about that vanity card, I went straight home and
dispelled that, that was actually one of the few compliments that clown
has paid me in frickin’ almost a decade,” says Sheen. “I’ve spent, I think, close to the last
decade, I don’t know, effortlessly and magically converting your tin can
into pure gold. And the gratitude I get is this charlatan chose not to
do his job, which is to write.”
Charlatan? That kind of talk will get you a glove-slap in most civilized circles.
Sheen goes on to speak ill of women and make a possibly antisemitic remark about Lorre, before moving on to the interview’s more outlandish moments… his assertion that he’s cured his own drug and alcohol abuse with his “mind.”
“This bootleg cult arrogantly referred to as AA now supports a 5 percent
success rate,” he says. “My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math!”
Our superficial knowledge of this “mathematics” he speaks of makes us a tad skeptical about his supposed success rate — and the chances of him ever going back to “Two and a Half Men.”