30 minutes '30 Minutes or Less' trailer: Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari    hilarity ensuesOn Thursday (April 21), Aziz Ansari (“Parks and Recreation’s” Tom Haverford) tweeted a link to the first trailer for his upcoming movie, “30 Minutes or Less.”

Also starring Academy Award-nominee Jesse Eisenberg, “Eastbound and Down’s” Danny McBride and “Reno 911’s” Nick Swardson, the movie is about two newbie criminals who kidnap a pizza delivery guy and force him to rob a bank in — you guessed it — 30 minutes.

We’d embed the trailer here, but it’s red band — meaning full of four-letter words that rhyme with duck and chit. So, we’ll just point you in the right direction.

“30 Minutes or Less” is due in theaters Aug. 12.