Rather than try to dissect Kendra Wilkinson‘s samba on “Dancing With the Stars” Monday (April 25), we’ll let the video above and the judges’, ahem, critiques, speak for themselves.
Carrie Ann Inaba: “I have to recover; oh my god. Whoa! That was a lot of information. That was a guilty pleasure, my dear. You can shimmy like no other. You were so in your element …”
Len Goodman: “The more you gyrated, the more I palpitated. You fulfilled one of my guilty pleasures. … Last week we had a spark; tonight we had a fire.”
Bruno Tonioli: (Note: None of the following is made up). “Ladies and gentlemen, ‘Dancing With the Stars’ presents ‘Revenge of the Stripper, Part 1: Attack of the Killer Boobs’! Let’s do it now — let’s get it over with, Kendra. Come on. [Starts to lie on table]
Tom Bergeron: “Anything else you want to say?”
Tonioli: “You want more?”
Bergeron: “Not really.” And then he showed us all a clip from Elton John’s video for “I’m Still Standing,” which features Tonioli as a backup dancer.
So what did you think of Kendra’s performance, which earned a 25 from the judges?