Not coming soon to a computer screen near you: A naked Jennifer Lopez consummating her marriage to then-husband Ojani Noa. On Monday (June 6) a judge blocked Noa’s current girlfriend — some random chick named Claudia Vasquez — from releasing the tape without J.Lo’s sign-off.
Noa, according to TMZ, recorded the tape back in 1997 while the then-couple was honeymooning. Vasquez, who apparently has possession of the tape, had been allegedly shopping it to the highest bidder.
Vasquez apparently told the judge there’s no proof she tried to sell the tape, but she also didn’t flat out deny it.
Lesson: As Reese Witherspoon said at Sunday’s (June 5) MTV Movie Awards, “If you take naked pictures of yourself with your cell phone, you hide your face.” Although the circumstances are a little different, we think the underlying rule still applies.