quentin tarantino beejoli shah Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish documented by supposed pick up Beejoli ShahOnce upon a time there was a director who apparently picked up the wrong chick at some Hollywood party. The director was Quentin Tarantino and his pick up was one Beejoli Shah, apparently an aspiring screenwriter with a serious talent for self-promotion.

To put this in the most family-friendly terms possible, Shah claims in an e-mail now widely circulating the Internet, that Tarantino, umm, *multitasked* while sucking on her toes. This apparently was the climax of a story that began when Shah met the “Kill Bill” director at a party where he was hanging out with Jamie Foxx.

Shah writes that she was largely unimpressed with Tarantino but, recognizing the makings of a good story, agreed to make out and then go home with the guy where — eventually — things led to the whole *multitasking* incident. Luckily, she made sure to take a few photos in Tarantino’s handy photo booth to corroborate her story.

shah tarantino pix Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish documented by supposed pick up Beejoli ShahNow that she’s put herself out there we are, of course, curious about Shah. The Daily Mail claims to have gotten a hold of a copy of Shah’s resume and that she is “23-year-old University of California Berkeley politics graduate working for a television production company in Santa Monica.” She’s apparently held an internship at big-time publicist house PMK/HBH and once appeared on “Wheel of Fortune.”

Since the e-mail started circulating, the Daily Mail adds, Shah’s social networking presence has been virtually erased.

Read the admittedly well-written e-mail then let us know what you think — is Shah on the level or just a talented writer who, with a little tweaking, could totally pen an appropriately crass episode of “Californication”?