An 85-year-old man, bad in bed? Shocking, really. When Crystal Harris claimed that former fiance Hugh Hefner failed to satisfy her sexually, no one was surprised — except for Hefner himself. The Playboy mogul responded via Twitter.
“The sex with Crystal the first night was good enough so that I kept her over two more nights,” he wrote. “Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don’t know why.”
He later deleted those tweets, but added, “When I said, ‘I missed a bullet’ when Crystal left, I didn’t mean I didn’t love her. I meant I realized she really didn’t love me.” He told fans, “I feel sorry for Crystal. She seems lost,” and “Crystal convinced me that she adored me. That was the first lie.”
We are so Team Hef.