Congratulations to The Starship! “We Built This City” is no longer the worst rock song ever written!  

White Stripes insano-genius Jack White has teamed with Detroit horror-rappers Insane Clown Posse on what they are calling a “cover” of a lost Mozart work. Take a moment and read that sentence again if you need to. We’ll wait.

The “song” — yes, song is in quotes, is called “Leck Mich Im Arsch.” Go ahead and Babelfish that if it isn’t enough of a cognate for you to figure out. Here’s a hint — the title plays off of Mozart’s well-documented ribaldry.  

You can stream the song here, if you must. You’ve been warned.

P.S. A quick 10-second play and the collective rage of the Zap2It staff confirms how terrible “We Built This City” really is…