While we can’t ever imagine a cast more suited to the “Jersey Shore” than Snooki, the Situation and the rest of the gang, Conan O’Brien is doing his part should producers ever decide to recast the MTV reality hit.
In the “secret audition tapes,”, three aspiring “Jersey Shore” cast members audition. Paul Rudd, who you may remember from almost every Judd Apatow movie ever made, starts his tryout by deadpanning: “Paul Rudd. I want to marry a Guido.” And we believe him.
“Multiple growth hormones, that’s the type I’m attracted to,” says Oscar winner Anne Hathaway.
Lastly, actor of gravity Dennis Haysbert gets into full thesbian mode for this line: “The Situation wants me to jump on a grenade, but I’m not going to jump on a grenade for the Situation.”