Danny DeVito’s visits to “The View” tend to make for good television. In 2006, DeVito showed up for a sit down after a night of drinking Limoncello with pal George Clooney and proceeded to bash then-president George W. Bush and hold forth about his own White House sexual escapades.
On Tuesday (Sept. 20), a newly-blonde DeVito made a return visit to talk about his show “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” and quiz co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck about her knowledge of sexual positions.
Hasselbeck made the mistake of opening the door for him, when she asked, “Do you have any advice for some of the newlyweds on our sofa here?”
She was referring to co-hosts Sherri Shepherd and Joy Behar, who married during the show’s summer hiatus.
The thing is you’ve gotta —- a lot,” answered DeVito. “Bang a lot, do a lot, get a lot of banging going on. And then, you know, lie it’s not the kind of thing you have to worry about — just do it. Do it in the road, in the bathroom, on the floor.”
“You can do sex all different kinds of ways — you know that, right?” asked DeVito, pointing directly at a suddenly speechless Hasselbeck. “The up way, the down way, the front way, the back way, inside out way. You’ve gotta use a lot of oil though.”
We’re sure she appreciates the advice.