1980s week was, like, totally awesome, to the max for J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff on “Dancing With the Stars.” They did a samba to Gloria Estefan’s “Conga” that was muy caliente and propelled them to the top of the leaderboard for week 5.

Bruno called him “a loin-shattering sex machine,” which – okey dokey. He also praised J.R.’s “fire down below.” Len says, “In the future, if anyone says to me, ‘How should a guy dance the samba?’, I’ll just say look at J.R.”

Carrie Ann just says, “I want more of that because that was amazing.” He received a 28, two nines and a 10, which is only the third 10 given out after Ricki’s two 10s last week. What did you think, “DWTS” fans?