While the Occupy movement has plenty of high-profile celebrity supporters, Adam Carolla would like you to know that he is not one of them.
In a podcast that was originally posted in October but is now making the rounds across the Internet, Carolla doesn’t mention Occupy by name, but lambasts protesters and essentially calls them entitled members of the Millenial generation.
In his explicit rant, Carolla says, “We are now dealing with the first wave of participation trophy,
my-own-fecal-matter-doesn’t-stink, empowered … everybody’s a winner,
there are no losers — we are dealing with the first wave of those
f****** a**holes … They haven’t been prepared for life.”
He continues: “You’re just looked at as peon No. 27 who’s putting in an application
and, guess what, I don’t like your attitude, douche. Get your f****** feet off my desk and hit the bricks. I’m not hiring you. And now, your plan is to come back and
throw a brick at my window. That’s your plan. That is what’s going on.
It’s this envy and shame, and there’s going to be a lot more of it.”
“It used to be, back in the day, father’d be walking his
son down the sidewalk and you’d see a guy go by in a Rolls Royce and the
father would say, ‘There goes Mr. Jenkins. Look up to him. That guy
works hard. That guy built a company. That guy built an empire. Now look
at him. He’s got his Rolls Royce. He’s driving up a hill.’
“But what do we do now? Now it’s like, ‘Oh! Look at him. Does he need
that car? Why does he need that car? I’m driving a f****** Chevette.
Why does he get to drive that f****** car? Let’s go and throw a f****** rock at it.’ That’s not going to help you get out of the
Chevette, a** douche. Get the f*** to work.”
Again, Carolla never says he’s talking about the Occupy movement, but in the banner at the top of his website, Carolla features a quote about the Occupy L.A. protesters that says, “Now you’re just hanging out and s***ting in a tent.”