UPDATE 11:15 p.m. ET: Playboy says the photos from Lohan’s pictorial were not authorized for release, so you’ll have to settle for the cover shot here.
Well, kids… they’ve arrived. Lindsay Lohan‘s Playboy spread has leaked online, and she bares almost everything. On the cover image, she straddles a Playboy bunny chair. There’s no headline on the front of the magazine — just her first name, loud and proud.
Have we really gotten to the point where Lindsay only needs the first-name treatment?
Inside, Lindsay appears fully nude aside from a fur vest and some sky-high nude pumps, in a Marilyn Monroe-inspired pictorial. The article dramatizes the Playboy shoot as if it’s some shocking career milestone. “She is suddenly — mercifully — naked,” it reads. “After months of dedicated prayer and endless negotiation, Our Lady of TMZ has revealed her ultimate secret. She has communed with the tarnished saints, Norma Jean et. al.”
We’re not sure what “ultimate secret” they’re referring to, seeing as Lohan has previously bared it all in a different Marilyn Monroe-inspired shoot… but okay!