War is coming! “Game of Thrones” returns to HBO on April 1st and we’re pretty sure a ton of you are going to have premiere parties. We found some of the coolest “Game of Thrones” items out there for your Westeros bash.
Dragon Egg: Daenerys (Emilia Clarke) carried hers into the fire and ended up with baby dragons. You can proudly display your egg surrounded by candles for perfect ambiance.
Westeros Map App: This one only works for Android devices, but it’s a handy guide to Westeros and Essos to keep track of where the kings are. There are a lot of them, after all. The opening credits of “Game of Thrones” are some of the coolest out there, but it’s handy to have the guide open while you watch.
The Unofficial Game of Thrones Cookbook: This is a must-have for your “Game of Thrones” premiere party. Don’t worry about shipping. You can get this on your Kindle. You can brew up some Direwolf Ale and Aurochs Stew. For dessert? Why, Arya’s Lemon Cakes, of course!
Joffrey Lannister cat toy: For you Joffrey-haters/cat lovers out there, we’ve got the product for you. A Joffrey’s head cat toy. Enjoy watching your little ball of fur bat around the nasty boy king’s head while you view the opening scene. We promise, you’ll understand why when you see it.
Night’s Watch mug: So what do you drink your Direwolf Ale out of? Why, a Night’s Watch Mug, of course! The oath is right there for you, in case you think of hooking up with some hot chick from beyond the wall. Oh, and don’t drink anything Melisandre gives you. Just trust us on that.