You guys, my television died like an hour ago. Luckily, I am an American and I own more than one television so I’m all set but that was scary until I remembered what country I live in. What if I were Canadian? Do they have more televisions than people in their households too? I should ask Robin Thicke. He’s like half-Canuck, right?
Anyway, last week Meleana went home and she vows that she’s meant to sing and she will do it no matter what. Yeah, I hear the music industry is super easy to break into, especially for someone who is not that talented and/or pretty anyway. So good luck with that, Meleana.
Tonight, they will be singing duets from movies. Ooh, I hope someone sings “Against All Odds.” Or some totally oddball choice like “Somewhere Out There.” And the bottom two will be battling it out, but this is the last time because next week, the public votes. You know, me and Alan Thicke vote. So that should be interesting.
Jennifer says that neither of her partners has been in the bottom because they’re just really talented. So she’s basically saying that the others aren’t that talented. Anyway, Jennifer and John are up first. Hey, guess what song they’re singing? What is the cheesiest song from a movie in the last twenty years? “You’ve Got a Friend in Me”? Ha, just kidding. It’s “My Heart Will Go On” from Titanic. Of course that’s what he’s singing. Gross. I pre-hate it. ALTHOUGH, Jennifer and John make fun of Robin during rehearsals, and I hate Robin, so now I am torn.