Since Fridays are for ICanHasCheezburger-ing away your working hours anyway, we here at Zap2it have decided to give you a better way to wind down with three of the week’s best blind items from around the web.
For this week’s Blind Spot roundup, we’ve got a celeb on a downward spiral, a young starlet on a condom run, and an actor who’s not gay but might have something bigger (or smaller …) to hide. Take a look and let us know who you think is whom in the comments below.
This Blind Gossip item is a sad but all-too-familiar tale. We have a hunch who she might be, and we really hope she gets help soon.
[Blind Gossip] This woman is one of the top-earning celebrities in the world, and has all the fame and fans anyone could ever want. She is also on track for a breakdown. Away from the cameras and the cheering crowds, she has been ingesting tons of drugs and booze. Other celebs (even her competitors) have quietly tried to intervene, but she is ignoring their pleas. If she keeps going this way — and continues to refuse to go to rehab — insiders fear she will meet the same fate as Amy Winehouse.
On a lighter note, National Enquirer has a tidbit on a popular actress who likes to party — safely …
[National Enquirer] Which super-famous young star was recently spotted making a late-night drugstore run for condoms, booze and a disposable camera? The 22-year-old actress is supposedly dating her equally famous film co-star, but he was nowhere in sight.
Celebzter mixes things up this week with an item about an actor who’s not gay — shocker — but he’s not out of the woods just yet …
[Celebzter] So many actors in Hollywood find themselves to be on the receiving end of malicious gay rumors, and for some subjects of the gossip, they are true. For others, they are not.
There has a long been speculation about the sexuality of this actor, and it’s a rumor that has dogged him throughout his career. So, can you imagine our surprise then, to discover that the said actor actually falls into the minority of those wrongly accused of being in the closet?
But while we can 100 percent confirm that he likes women, there is a one teeny problem: As much as he likes to wave his magic sword around, it, err, falls into the micro category.
As one person with knowledge revealed: “He falls embarrassingly short in that department.”
And an ex-girlfriend backed this up, previously telling a friend, “Oh, it’s so tiny!” when asked about her lover’s manhood.
Whoever could it be? Throw your guesses into the ring!