It’s only Monday and we feel confident we can already hand out the award for the Wackiest Celebrity Rumor of the Week.
The Guardian Express, a weekly newspaper no one’s ever heard of, is reporting that recently-engaged Miley Cyrus is pregnant, which, OK, that’s not like the craziest star-related rumor to ever hit the interwebs. But the paper is also saying an “entertainment industry insider” tells them a reality show is in the works to feature Cyrus, Snooki and Kourtney Kardashian and their new babies.
This working title is “Kids on Kids” and will have this premise:
The three couples, Kourtney Kardashian and fiance Scott Disick, Nicole
“Snooki” Polizzi and her boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and Miley Cyrus and
her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, of “The Hunger Games” and “The Expendables
2? fame, will all live next door to each other in Malibu, California,
and try to live their day today lives separately, while coordinating the
social lives and day to day happenings of their children.
For some reason, we just don’t buy that Cyrus and Hemsworth would sign on for that. They aren’t reality stars like the other two, who are also probably busy with their own reality shows (though Snooki might be looking for work). Hmm.
However, in the Bizarro World where this is an actual thing, we would also like to suggest they come up with another title since, while 19-year-old Miley might still be a kid, we aren’t sure 24-year-old Snooki qualifies and we are definitely sure 33-year-old Kourtney K. does not qualify as a “kid” anymore. Sorry, Kourt.